The Twelve Runs
of Christmas

By Dan, with a little help from Rat

(to the tune of an archaic carol)

For the first run of Christmas, my fixer got for me
An Ares Crusader MP.

For the second run of Christmas, my fixer got for me,
Two stun batons and
An Ares Crusader MP.

For the third run of Christmas, my fixer got for me,
Three flash packs,
Two stun batons and
An Ares Crusader MP.

For the fourth run of Christmas, my fixer got for me,
Four smartgun links,
Three flash packs,
Two stun batons and
An Ares Crusader MP.

For the fifth run of Christmas, my fixer got for me,
Five Panther shells!
Four smartgun links,
Three flash packs,
Two stun batons and
An Ares Crusader MP.

[ >>> Enough already! We get the idea... 1.5 Kp deleted by Sysop. <<< ]

For the twelfth run of Christmas, my fixer got for me,
Twelve riggers rigging,
Eleven snipers sniping,
Ten deckers decking,
Nine snitches snitching,
Eight drones a-droning,
Seven fences fencing,
Six Mr. Johnsons,
Five Panther shells!
Four smartgun links,
Three flash packs,
Two stun batons and
An Ares Crusader MP.